Family photo attempt #50,000,000

Why is it so hard to get a decent family picture?
     One word, kids. They make it ever loving hard, like pull your hair out hard, like slap somebody silly hard. You need an army just to attempt one photo. Not just anybody will do mind you, they had better know how to jump, hoot, and holler like crazy circus clowns!

(Out of 50 this was the best one...)

     It better be the best time of the day, if not, forget about it. The kids should be well rested, fed, and in a generally happy demeanor. You better know exactly where you want the pictures to be taken and how you are going to pose. You must have incentives, and not just any incentives will do... A kid isn't going to sit for pretzels, it better be marshmallows or maybe even fruit snacks!

(This picture represents perfectly my thoughts on family pictures.)

     And once you've thought about all of that, you better be prepared to sit down quickly, smile and look pretty in 2 seconds flat. Any longer than that and you'll be pushing your luck. Any tips you have would be happily received.

Sincerely, 

The Exasperated Mom.